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Less than 24 hours ago, a new episode of Saturday Night Live concluded after featuring three notable satirical sketches about the 2004 Presidential Campaign. The show began with a spoof of the bin Laden tape, in which actor Seth Meyers depicted the terrorist, and a “translator” had his comments captioned as subtitles on the screen. The translation of bin Laden's comments included a general analysis of the election and: “2 representatives campaigning for Kerry dragged me to Cincinnati and registered me to vote...How is Kerry going to pay for healthcare after what my organization did to the US economy?...The candidates are not that different, although I cannot stand Teresa Heinz Kerry...I am undecided...Land of the Free, all men are created equal, and especially, Live from NY, it's Saturday night!” The show continued with a cartoon in which Sen. John McCain prepared for a speech, drank alcoholic beverages, banged his head, broke a mirror, interrupted himself several times during the actual speech performance, entered the Bush-Cheney '04 campaign trailer, fell over bleeding after dancing to the Doors' “This is the End,” and finished the speech without a shirt on, saying, “This is harder than I thought.” President Bush also paused during his speech for verbal cues. Finally, the political portion of the 10/30/2004 SNL episode concluded with a skit featuring Darrell Hammond as Bill Clinton, Seth Meyers as John Kerry, Maya Rudolph as Teresa Heinz Kerry, and other actors as people campaigning for Kerry. In the sketch, Teresa Heinz Kerry told John: “You look the same no matter how you feel,” while Clinton was coaching Kerry on how to approach the campaign and told him to say: “Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to present President Bill Clinton.”