News from Around the World

I did not have sex with that woman . . . oh, wait. I did! Yes, I am the Bill Clinton of the blogosphere. I have adamantly denied knowing what I know, doing what I’ve done. I’ve lied to many people, many of you, and now, because the time is right, I’m here to tell you the whole sordid truth.

Please, you’re way funnier than Bill Clinton. ; )