News from Around the World

Here's something you don't see every day.

All I have to say is, guys, if your deaths are in any way publicly relevant, then believe me, even your worst enemies will speak nicely about you on television for at least the week of your death. They might write some nasty columns, but no one gets shat upon on television when they're terminally ill or newly dead. That's one piece of etiquette that I doubt any tv station would break, though I'm intrigued by what Fox News will do when Bill or Hillary Clinton dies.

I was shocked, simply shocked.