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People often ask me “Hey B, why do you think Bush won in November?” I’ve thought about it long and hard, and I think I know the reason: America is full of retards. I’m just kidding. America really is full of stupid people, but that’s not the only reason Bush won. In all seriousness, I think Bush won because he made people feel more secure about the world they live in. To me, it seemed that John Kerry never instilled a sense of true security in America’s people, and that was a fatal mistake.

So? What do the next four years have in store for us? Nobody knows. Perhaps Bush will invade a few more countries and try to add to his resume. Always trying to appease daddy, right, Mr. President? As all of you already know, I was and still am staunchly opposed to the War in Iraq. However, unlike John Kerry, I did not flip-flop on the issue. You can ask anybody. I said that this was stupid from Day One, and I continue to support that view today. I’m interested in seeing who runs for President in ‘08. Contrary to what many of you Conservatives...