News from Around the World

We're just not sure whether this really happened:

The King of Pop (Rocks) called in to answer questions. Did he really give guests alcohol milkshakes? "Yes. Sometimes I give them milkshakes straight from the tap!" Ewww! "No, not like that! Why are you so sick! I am offended by you! And that's saying a lot." Larry King was told to go home yesterday (he was scheduled to testify), but Michael has others in mind to back him up: "O.J., Robert Blake, and...who's the one who did Waterworld? Costner. Big fan, huge fan! Saturday Night Fever, who's that? Big big fan."...