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After two years of working in an office job, where I actually got to wear clothes and makeup every day, I recently returned to working out of my house, which means that I've immediately manifested my inner troll, spending my days hunched over my laptop in my gloomy living room in my mismatched pajamas, my hair looking like Robert Blake's Cockatoo (Are we tired of "bedhead" het? I'm going to coin a phrase right now for this look: let's call it the "cockadoo.") Well, within two week's I'd landed myself a cripling...