News from Around the World

We're just not sure whether this really happened:

Among other things N.O residents got themselves wild snipers shooting around in gangs, sound like their own insurgents rose, almost as the rebels in Bush’s war-zones! And now President Bush is so confused he's getting help from his dad -- how pathetic but nevertheless astute… he's not totally clueless after all, since he's also getting a good ol'Democrat on board as well. None other than Bill Clinton. Most probably Bush daddy told him, call Bill Clinton, because we're drowning in our own sewage since we haven't listened to the Global warming alerts for years...