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(And yes, that might actually be the first admission that anything has gone less than optimally in the past 5 or so years of the administration.) Mr. Brown, George "I couldn't admit that I made a mistake or admit a minor judgmental error if I was caught masturbating to a picture of Michael Jackson" W. Bush, has admitted that you fucked up. That's professional homocide if I've ever heard it.